March 30The art of retaining a client
Anyone who does a business should look for clients, and finding clients and making them buy something from you always costs a bit of money. This cost is usually called as Client Acquisition cost. To reduce this cost, you should do all that you can to retain that client. Give the client your best service so that he would never think of going anywhere else. Develop a personal relationship with them, be a friend to them, talk to them, understand their problems, and design your product to help them overcome the problems.
Giving clients personalized gift during occassions or as a token of Thanks for being your client adds a personal touch, and the clients would love to maintain that relationship with you always.
March 27Exert physically to stay fit
Plants were not made to do work. Not mechanical work at least. It has a more important work of feeding all living organisms directly or indirectly in this world.
But since humans don’t have any such important assignment, the human body needs to do the hard labor it is assigned to do. Sitting before a computer all day working only the fingers and your eyes isn’t really exercise. If you don’t do work, nature will choose you for an early expiry date, as nature has made you for work, and you are not working.
There is a way luckily to cheat nature and live longer. Exercise. Buy a treadmill or ellipticals and workout on them every day, and you will have a healthy life, even by not doing what nature really wanted you to do.
March 19The Wii makes me go Wee
I am not Michael Schumaker, and Ferrari isn’t going to sponsor me or make an F1 car for me. The only F1 that I can lay my hands on is the one on my keyboard right now. I am not Ronaldo, but though I can afford a football, no huge audience is going to watch me play, and Im not going to get to paly with anyone skilled, so I am not going to get the real thrill. I am not an army man, and Im not going to get the thrill of shooting the enemy in reality. I can’t risk to watch it in reality as I could get killed.
The only way I can do it is with some virtual thing that would look like reality. If I have virtual reality goggles, it would be great, but I would enjoy more plugging my wii with the appropriate wii accessories to my TV and game on. You get the thrill of driving a racing car at racing speeds, the only thing that would be lacking would be the G-force perhaps, but you certainly won’t get killed if you hit something in the race track, and likewise, you can be a First Person Shooter and shoot as many people as you like, and you can play football with the other players playing with great skills. Wii makes me go wee.
Fat doesn’t get smeared under the skin and above flesh like you smear butter over a piece of bread and cover it with another on top of it. Fat is stored inside each cell, and when this volume goes up, the size of each human cell increases, and this increases your body weight, overworks your heart and gives it a hard time. You can’t climb stairs, will occupy a lot of space in your chairs, airplanes won’t take off with you in them, and this can lead to a lot more serious consequences. You should know that you are fat and should really look for a quick trim celluslim when people start laughing and smirking and giggling when you are denied a ticket at an airline counter or when the elevator operator says ‘Full’ when there is space for 2 more in the cabin.